Sick and tired of those lousy Canucks from the land of American Tories and Royalist Loyalists? Sick of those leftist bastards with their annoying criticisms, self-righteousness, and unfounded sense of superiority? Wanna stick it to 'em? Here's how: Colonize Canada. We have 290 million people, they have 33 million. Let's have an all out federal program to encourage many of our citizens to head north (except Quebec), buy land, build communities, acquire Canadian citizenship (while maint...

Sick and tired of those lousy Canucks from the land of American Tories and Royalist Loyalists? Sick of those leftist bastards with their annoying criticisms, self-righteousness, and unfounded sense of superiority? Wanna stick it to 'em? Here's how: Colonize Canada. We have 290 million people, they have 33 million. Let's have an all out federal program to encourage many of our citizens to head north (except Quebec), buy land, build communities, acquire Canadian citizenship (while maint...