Sick and tired of those lousy Canucks from the land of American Tories and Royalist Loyalists? Sick of those leftist bastards with their annoying criticisms, self-righteousness, and unfounded sense of superiority? Wanna stick it to 'em? Here's how:
Colonize Canada. We have 290 million people, they have 33 million. Let's have an all out federal program to encourage many of our citizens to head north (except Quebec), buy land, build communities, acquire Canadian citizenship (while maintaining American citizenship). Vote in their elections for pro-American politicians. And when the time comes where Americans outnumber Canadians in Canada, secession can begin. Alberta, British Columbia, Manitoba, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Saskatchewan, even the Yukon, it can all be ours! All by demographic takeover. Come on, how long would this really take? Fifteen, maybe twenty years, at most.